Category: OOH KINKY

Review: King Cock 12″ slim double dildo

Well they didn’t mess around when they named this one, did they? It’s certainly realistic and it’s plenty long enough for anyone, however demanding they might be.  *** Although it’s an odd looking product if you’re used to standard dildos and vibrators, double-enders are worth considering because of their versatility. This particular model isn’t too thick either, which can occasionally be a problem with some of the rather more, erm, ambitious sex toys.  It’s also genuinely realistic looking (apart from being a mutant with two heads, obviously), which is surprisingly rare. And it’s well made – I see an awful lot...

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Review: Fetish Fantasy Elite Heavy Duty Harness

You guys, YOU GUYYYYS *tugs at your sleeves* – don’t quote me on this in case I wake up to discover it’s all been a dream (please gods let the last few weeks have been a dream and the new US president a figment of my imagination, pleeeease), but I do believe I have found a strap on harness that not only doesn’t fall apart or cut your circulation off, it actually properly fits.  By which I mean it fits people above a size 14 – something which is far harder to find than you might think. Ever since I...

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Time for tea

This beautiful tea set was given to me earlier this week by my frankly fabulous boyfriend, who clearly knows what I like. And what I especially like is that things aren’t quite what they seem. See that William Morris-inspired print? Let’s take a look at it close up: *** Yes, those are your literal rampant rabbits. And lots of pretty ladybits. There are also whips and clamps butt plugs and balls. ISN’T IT JUST DELICIOUS? Designed by the ever-awesome Jed Phoenix, the tea set is a limited edition and I have been coveting it ever since spotting it at a fetish fair earlier this year. The lovely Chap also bought me an extra pair of cups and saucers ‘because I know you break things’ (THE CHEEK OF IT), but I’m too nervous to actually use it. I know I know, I’m being pathetic and I’ll get over myself. But for now I will just gaze on its pervy beauty and thank the heavens for brilliantly sparky, deliciously cheeky British design genius. Violet x CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW SEX, DEATH, ROCK’N’ROLL ON FACEBOOK TWEET...

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