Category: SEX

Rabbits, rabbits, everywhere…

AKA, ‘My Cats Are Determined To Humiliate Me At Any Opportunity’… This is just a quick post to go with my latest Youtube video, which is about rabbit vibrators. In it I talk about several different designs, so I figured it would be useful to list them all here with links for info and shopping. Unfortunately I didn’t realise until afterwards that my cat, Mr Bobinski, is clearly visible in the background and is happily cleaning his nether regions for a good proportion of the vid. Sigh… These are the rabbit vibrators that I’m talking about in the video, all of which are from Simply Pleasure* From left to right: Minx Powerslide, £17.95   Very similar to the ‘original’ rabbit design, this version is cheap, cheerful and functional. My reviewer said “Not the most stylish of rabbits, but it certainly does what it’s meant to”. G Tongue, £27.95 Wouldja just LOOK at that tongue action! With an angled tip and a very energetic bullet-powered tongue, this translucent vibe is really good for getting pressure into the right places. Dual Whirl, £65 The most expensive vibe on the list, and with good reason – this thing is seriously heavy duty. It feels hefty and solid and the steel ball bearings inside the shaft really do their job. I really, really liked this one *strokes pretty toy lovingly* Minx Glitter G...

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Well duck me sideways…

Today’s post is brought to you courtesy of SEX DUCK. He’s been around for a while now, but as I was talking the other day about how brilliant novelty sex toys are these days I figured he was worth mentioning on here. As it’s difficult to explain in text I’ve done a little video introducing you to both SD and his nifty little friends. For god’s sake just don’t look too closely at the state of the room behind me… Hopefully you can’t tell that the dog started attacking my foot halfway through filming. And that he then proceeded to crap on the carpet behind me, the ensuing stench being the cause of me fumbling my words towards the end. FUNTIMES. All three of the toys in this video are made by Big Teaze Toys and yes, I was given them for free. I’m under no obligation to write about them though, and even less to be anything other than honest in my views. Nor am I being paid for this post. You can read my full disclosure here Violet x CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW SEX, DEATH, ROCK’N’ROLL ON FACEBOOK TWEET ME!...

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Eight reasons why sex is the best hobby ever

The response to my recent post about why it’s okay to want a decent sex life elicited just the most amazing response – I heard from endless people who had been (or still were) in the same miserable situation that I escaped from. Whilst reassuring to know that I’m not the only one to have sailed that lonely boat, it was also incredibly fucking depressing to realise that such situations were so common. I have therefore decided to make it my ongoing mission to explain to as many people as possible why it is perfectly acceptable – nay, a...

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This relates directly to my previous post 😉 Violet x CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW SEX, DEATH, ROCK’N’ROLL ON FACEBOOK TWEET...

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Why I talk about sex so much (and why you should too)

There’s a silent (relationship) killer in town. And its name is ‘Not Getting Any’. I’ve thought long and hard for months about posting this blog publicly, because obviously it is/was a private matter. But this shit is IMPORTANT. I also thought it would go some way towards explaining why I’m so passionate about talking openly at every opportunity about sex in all its guises. Too many times I’ve regaled friends and acquaintances with my sad tale of Not Getting Any (I’m the kind of person who will happily discuss dildos with random strangers in the bus queue), only for them to say ‘that happened to me but I was too embarrassed to say anything’ or ‘my husband/wife really doesn’t fancy me and it’s upsetting, but I don’t know how to say anything’. Plenty of us go through droughts in our sex lives, usually down to being single and bemoaning the lack of decent potential partners. But what if NGA strikes when you’re in a relationship? Even more so, what if that relationship is (you thought) a really good, healthy, steady one – what then? For more than a decade I was with someone I loved very much, but whose interest in me waned dramatically somewhere around our youngest son’s second birthday. Given that childbirth and the tiny baby period was done and dusted,  I’m pretty sure that neither of those had anything to...

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