Category: THE SEXY STUFF

The Joy of Sex (toys)

  *** I’m in The Sun today, talking about why sex toys are BRILLIANT. This being the tabloid press they’ve left out quite a bit of pertinent info – and also an absolutely brilliant pic of me in a bed tent under my duvet, waggling a Doxy around my ears – but whatever you think of the paper itself, the fact that this sort of thing is now being discussed openly is just awesome. When I was growing up, most women didn’t admit to even wanking, let alone buying and using vibrators. This was probably a huge amount to...

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Rabbits, rabbits, everywhere…

AKA, ‘My Cats Are Determined To Humiliate Me At Any Opportunity’… This is just a quick post to go with my latest Youtube video, which is about rabbit vibrators. In it I talk about several different designs, so I figured it would be useful to list them all here with links for info and shopping. Unfortunately I didn’t realise until afterwards that my cat, Mr Bobinski, is clearly visible in the background and is happily cleaning his nether regions for a good proportion of the vid. Sigh… These are the rabbit vibrators that I’m talking about in the video, all of which are from Simply Pleasure* From left to right: Minx Powerslide, £17.95   Very similar to the ‘original’ rabbit design, this version is cheap, cheerful and functional. My reviewer said “Not the most stylish of rabbits, but it certainly does what it’s meant to”. G Tongue, £27.95 Wouldja just LOOK at that tongue action! With an angled tip and a very energetic bullet-powered tongue, this translucent vibe is really good for getting pressure into the right places. Dual Whirl, £65 The most expensive vibe on the list, and with good reason – this thing is seriously heavy duty. It feels hefty and solid and the steel ball bearings inside the shaft really do their job. I really, really liked this one *strokes pretty toy lovingly* Minx Glitter G...

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Well duck me sideways…

Today’s post is brought to you courtesy of SEX DUCK. He’s been around for a while now, but as I was talking the other day about how brilliant novelty sex toys are these days I figured he was worth mentioning on here. As it’s difficult to explain in text I’ve done a little video introducing you to both SD and his nifty little friends. For god’s sake just don’t look too closely at the state of the room behind me… Hopefully you can’t tell that the dog started attacking my foot halfway through filming. And that he then proceeded to crap on the carpet behind me, the ensuing stench being the cause of me fumbling my words towards the end. FUNTIMES. All three of the toys in this video are made by Big Teaze Toys and yes, I was given them for free. I’m under no obligation to write about them though, and even less to be anything other than honest in my views. Nor am I being paid for this post. You can read my full disclosure here Violet x CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW SEX, DEATH, ROCK’N’ROLL ON FACEBOOK TWEET ME!...

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