Category: WEIRD FUCKERY

fun sex is apparently bad for your moral wellbeing

For ages I’ve had a couple of automated Google ads in the sidebar of this website, underneath my affiliated ads. They make me absolutely fuck all money (literally maybe a couple of pence a day) but I’ve always left them there cos they’re inoffensive. And hey, maybe one day I’ll have enough traffic that my ad revenue will be enough to, oooh, I dunno, buy a coffee or summat. Whatever the endless ‘how to make a fortune at blogging’ articles say, most people – myself included – don’t even cover their web hosting bills. So any extra income is...

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Thighbrows? What the eff??

Okay, so I am clearly very late to the party on this. What can I say – I mostly avoid glossy mags and I don’t watch the sort of television programmes that have overgroomed women shrieking at each other in weird hybrid accents. So when I picked up a copy of Grazia (everyone has their foibles and at least it’s not the Daily Mail so shut UP) and found an article about something called a ‘thighbrow’, I was AGOG. To give them credit, Grazia are clearly against such silliness and all power to them for that. But a quick google showed me that whilst I was living in blissful ignorance, in some parts of society the thighbrow really was becoming a Thing: WHAT EVEN IS THIS SHITTERY??? Okay, so those women do at least have something akin to ‘normal’ body shapes (even if ‘normal’ here means ‘daily training and in-house nutritionists), but how the FUCK is the crease in a bit of skin an actual Thing? The next thing will be ‘sexy elbows’, and we all know that elbows are made of chicken skin and sandpaper. Seriously, get over your fucking selves. Find something else to focus on – healthy living, say, or how to love your weird ankles. Yeah so I know we’re all up with the body positive stuff and this is just silliness and a bit of fun,...

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Sometimes people are just SCARY

These are the top searches that led people to Sex, Death, Rock’n’Roll today. What the actual fuck?   ‘vivienne westwood‘ – fine, yes, we can allow that. The woman is a god. ‘sane line sax‘ – maybe a groovy jazz solo used as holding music on the phone. Possibly. ‘sex n london‘ – people have sex, people live in London. I can go with that. But now we get into the really weird fuckery. ‘vintage how to people fuck in old days‘ – it’s the tense that makes this terrifyingly fascinating. How does  one ‘people fuck’, is it different from the normal method? I need to KNOW, goddammit! ‘what a simple method of sex death‘ – WHO DOESN’T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO COMMIT MURDER IN A SIMPLE YET SEXUAL FASHION? I can’t help but think I must be a terrible disappointment. Violet x CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW SEX, DEATH, ROCK’N’ROLL ON FACEBOOK...

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