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These are the top searches that led people to Sex, Death, Rock’n’Roll today. What the actual fuck?

 

vivienne westwood‘ – fine, yes, we can allow that. The woman is a god.

sane line sax‘ – maybe a groovy jazz solo used as holding music on the phone. Possibly.

sex n london‘ – people have sex, people live in London. I can go with that.

But now we get into the really weird fuckery.

vintage how to people fuck in old days‘ – it’s the tense that makes this terrifyingly fascinating. How does  one ‘people fuck’, is it different from the normal method? I need to KNOW, goddammit!

what a simple method of sex death‘ – WHO DOESN’T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO COMMIT MURDER IN A SIMPLE YET SEXUAL FASHION?

I can’t help but think I must be a terrible disappointment.

Violet x

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