These are the top searches that led people to Sex, Death, Rock’n’Roll today. What the actual fuck?
‘vivienne westwood‘ – fine, yes, we can allow that. The woman is a god.
‘sane line sax‘ – maybe a groovy jazz solo used as holding music on the phone. Possibly.
‘sex n london‘ – people have sex, people live in London. I can go with that.
But now we get into the really weird fuckery.
‘vintage how to people fuck in old days‘ – it’s the tense that makes this terrifyingly fascinating. How does one ‘people fuck’, is it different from the normal method? I need to KNOW, goddammit!
‘what a simple method of sex death‘ – WHO DOESN’T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO COMMIT MURDER IN A SIMPLE YET SEXUAL FASHION?
I can’t help but think I must be a terrible disappointment.