Don't worry, 'faintly disturbed' is basically my default expression

‘Faintly disturbed’ is basically my default expression

Today’s post is brought to you courtesy of SEX DUCK. He’s been around for a while now, but as I was talking the other day about how brilliant novelty sex toys are these days I figured he was worth mentioning on here. As it’s difficult to explain in text I’ve done a little video introducing you to both SD and his nifty little friends. For god’s sake just don’t look too closely at the state of the room behind me…

Hopefully you can’t tell that the dog started attacking my foot halfway through filming. And that he then proceeded to crap on the carpet behind me, the ensuing stench being the cause of me fumbling my words towards the end. FUNTIMES.

All three of the toys in this video are made by Big Teaze Toys and yes, I was given them for free. I’m under no obligation to write about them though, and even less to be anything other than honest in my views. Nor am I being paid for this post. You can read my full disclosure here

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